Mass Murderer Kills Aagin

Musicians all around Toronto are now warned that a mass murderer is on the loose.
Tonight a renowned composer, Ludwig von Beethoven, was killed in a rehearsal. Along with his colleage Puccini who was unfortunate enough to be included in the rehearsal as well.
The suspect has also foretold that he will kill again tomorrow afternoon in an ethnic concert consists mainly of Chinese people.
On the hit list, there we see Mr. Beethoven and Mr. Puccini again, and Verdi, an old age Chinese amateur composer Tan M.Z., plus a few others.
We're expecting a large amount of blood spill in the Ford Centre tomorrow afternoon at the concert.
Please advise all loved ones to stay away from this facility.

Relating to this massacre, a number of professional musicians were also injured during the killing spree tonight.
Most suffered from useless repetition syndrome, heavy damage to the eardrums, and serious mental discomfort from idiotic behaviours exhibited by non-professional musicians.
The professionals are expected to recover from the trauma when pay cheques are issued at the end of the concert, and consuming large amount of alcohol.

This news has been brought to you by one of the victims, the assistant viola principal.

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